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Mega Drabbles: Don't Go 4
"Megamind, let me go!" Roxanne pleaded desperately, finally having enough as she tried to pull away. "Why are you doing this? Are you this arrogant? This selfish? You've caused nothing but trouble from day one, and now-"
She was cut off when the villain pressed his lips against hers, silencing her in a kiss. Roxanne's eyes widened, and for a second she tried to pull away. But Megamind wouldn't let her, and nor would her brain. She was angry at herself for shutting her eyes and sinking into it.
His lips left hers and he whispered:
"I love you, Roxanne."
MM: Those Seven Months 9
"A night club?"
"That's what I was thinking," Roxanne replied, shrugging as she leaned back against the black leather seats.
It was certainly a change, sitting in the back seats of the Invisible Car without being tied up, knocked out or blindfolded. She had been walking along the streets under the midday May sunshine until the familiar car had pulled up alongside her, and an even familiar blue hand yanked her inside. Megamind had just escaped from jail after his latest failure, and instead of waiting to call her, he'd decided to save her from that boring work meeting she'd been complaining about on their last date. "Sorry, I was kidnapped", always seemed to be a good enough excuse in her case, after all.
Roxanne took a good look at the villain seated next to her; he was still in his orange prison uniform, orange fabric clashing with blue skin, and it took some effort for her not to cringe. It wasn't really his fault, anyway; she made a mental note to try and convince the Warden to at l
Mega Drabbles: Lips
Megamind found himself shaking people's hands as the crowd gathered around him. Reporters were already on the scene, microphones and cameras at the ready, and the new hero was soon in about five or six different interviews all at once. He noticed that Roxanne was in the same situation as him.
He also noticed that she was staring at him. More specifically, his lips.
When he noticed, Megamind found himself staring at hers, realizing that he wanted to taste them. He took two steps forwards without a word, and kissed her.
A chorus of "aww" was heard throughout the crowd.
MM: Those Seven Months 16
When Roxanne Ritchi first pictured her wedding day as a little girl, she pictured herself wearing a white dress just like a princess, standing next to a handsome prince as they said their vows. The cake would be an enormous chocolate one, covered in candy, and she would arrive and leave in a horse-pulled-carriage. It was a fantasy, and it had soon died as she'd grown older. By the time she was thirty she'd decided that she didn't want the typical white dress, or an enormous cake. She wanted to get married maybe somewhere exotic, and to have a unique wedding which would stand out among the rest.
She got a unique wedding, all right. But she'd never pictured it to be quite like this.
Not that she cared. Roxanne was marrying the man she loved, and that was all that mattered. They were stood in the centre of a fake observatory which had been built onto the Lair's roof, during one of Megamind's schemes two years before. It had been opened up so that the sunset was visible in the background,
Mega Drabbles: Attachment
There was a knock at the door, before Roxanne's head appeared from behind it.
"Sorry I'm late," she apologized to her boss. "My boyfriend has...attachment issues."
Her boss was about to ask why, but bit his lip to stop his laughter when the rest of his star reporter appeared. Her arms were pinned down by her sides due to said boyfriend hugging her, his arms around her tightly, his face pressing against her back and eyes closed.
"It's not funny," she insisted as her boss began laughing. "He just...didn't want me to leave. Our...first time last night."
MM: Those Seven Months 15
His bright green eyes just stared blankly at the monitor, but Megamind wasn't really watching it. His thoughts were far away, playing what had happened the previous night over and over again, and wondering if he'd ruined everything he had with the woman he loved.
They'd kissed. Megamind wasn't even sure if he had been the one to start it, but one their lips had touched, he didn't want to stop and ask. He didn't regret the kiss itself; it had been amazing, and possibly one of the best experiences he'd ever had, and quite possibly, ever will have. It was what had happened afterwards which gave him the melancholy feelings; after the firework display had finished he had taken Roxanne home, but she didn't say a word to him, so he didn't to her. Then she bid him 'goodnight', gave him an awkward look, and got out the car without another word.
That alone gave him a reason never to see her again. He didn't expect her to call, or to come over, and he barely even expected her to say a word to him
Mega Drabbles: Learning
"Now, you need to be able to draw your gun quickly, so the enemy doesn't get a chance to fire," Megamind instructed, demonstrating with his gun.
Twelve year old Megan watched closely as her father shot the pillow in front of them, turning it into a dehydrated cube.
"Now you try, honey," he told her, giving her the gun.
She tucked it in her belt, before trying to withdraw it quickly. But it slipped in her hands and ended up shooting a Brainbot. Both cringed as the cube fell.
"You'll get the hang of it," Megamind said, patting her shoulder.
Mega Drabbles: Worried
Roxanne's thoughts were on two things. First: Megamind. After helping her home two nights before, she didn't know what to think about him. Second: Hal. He'd proclaimed himself a villain the evening before, and she didn't know whether to stay or run. Would he come and hurt her?
Her doorbell rang. At first Roxanne hesitated, but she went to go look anyway.
It was Megamind.
She opened it up, and instantly his arms were around her, bringing her into a hug. She was unsure how to react.
"I was so worried he'd come and hurt you."
Roxanne hugged him back.
Mega Drabbles: Still Want You
Roxanne could not stand looking into his face any longer. His green eyes showed just how vulnerable he really was, and the look he was giving her was one of utter defeat. He had been defeated many times before, but she knew that this one hurt him a lot more than the others. But it was his fault, she kept assuring herself. Not mine.
She passed him and walked away, trying not to look back. Because looking back meant that she still felt something for him. So when she did, she realized that she still wanted him to be hers.
Sick Day "Sir, I don't think this is a very good idea." Minion said, handing his master their latest weapon. Megamind had woken up this morning sicker than a dog and he still wanted to continue with their plan for today.
Megamind blew it off, placing the ray next to him on his table. "Enough Minion. We have a shedule to keep!"
"Schedule, Sir." Minion corrected.
Megamind ignored him asking "Is the destruct-o-tron ready?"
Minion sighed "Yes, Sir."
"Good. Now go get Roxanne." Megamind commanded.
Minion tried one last time to deter him "Sir, why don't you take a sick day? Seeing as how this is your job, so to speak, you can call in sick!"
Megamind glared at him "Evil does not take sick days Minion, now go get Miss. Ritchi!"
"Fine." Minion sighed before grabbing the spray can and heading to the reporter's apartment.
Career Day "Roxanne please! Don't make me do this by myself!" Megamind begged holding onto his wife's hand as she raced to grab her purse.
"Megamind you'll be just fine." She said, giving him a smile. "Now let my hand go. I need to go to work and you need to get Claire ready for school." He began to stutter trying to convince her to stay so she grabbed his face and gently squeezed it. "Megamind. You are a super genius. Going to Career Day for your daughter is a small task compared to taking down the Doom Syndicate! You can do this!" she finished giving him a kiss. As she was rushing out the door she called back "I laid Claire's clothes out on her bed for you! Do not where your cape, collar, or spikes!"
"What!?" he cried.
"I love you!" she called before shutting the door.
Megamind stared at the door for a few minutes before processing what she said. Looking over to the clock, his eyes widened; 7:35. Claire's
Thank you Ch. 3 "So what are we doing again?" Megamind asked as Roxanne finished tying his tie.
She sighed "I told you, we're going to the gala held at your museum tonight." she finished and took a step back to look at her work then added "I told you that three times already. Why are you so distracted?"
Megamind sighed "I don't know, and I'm sorry I keep forgetting."
Roxanne smiled and kissed him on the cheek "It's alright, I forgive you." she took another step back and twirled her brand new blue dress that she had bought just for this occasion. It was a rather simple dress, but it had blue beads that outlined the neck line, waist line and the swirls sowed into the top of the dress. "How do I look?" she asked.
"Stunning." he said simply before taking a step back of his own and fixing his tie. Megamind was wearing a tuxedo tonight sporting his brand new blue tie that Roxanne had bought him when she had bought the
Megamind 100 Word Challenge 871. Obsession
"Minion, can we please leave?" Megamind begged. They were at the thrift store where Minion was feeding his obsession; fish bowls.
"Sir, we just got here and besides," Minion said turning to him "we went to Lowes and Sears. Now it's the thrift store then the Kitchen Corner."
Megamind looked at the creepy cat woman, behind the counter, who owned the store. "Can we just leave? That woman over is giving me the cripes!"
"The creeps, Sir."
"That one too."
Minion rolled his eyes as the woman started to hiss. Megamind and Minion looked at her. "Yeah we can leave."
72. Mischief Managed
"Time to go back to jail, Megamind." Metro Man said, dropping the blue villain next to the police.
Megamind smiled despite being carted off to jail "I promise it won't be a long stay."
Metro Man ignored him saying "Mischief managed."
Roxanne looked at him from where she had been set down before rolling her eyes a bit. "I must say a job well done!" She said at last.
"Well, all in a day'
A Mega Proposal Ch. 6 Roxanne woke up to the ringing of her cell phone. "What?" she breathed sitting up. The ringing continued and she hurried around looking under the pillows and blankets trying to find it. "Megamind!" she whispered. "Megamind! Where is it!!?"
"Purse, side pocket." Syx said tiredly.
Roxanne accidently knocked a few things off the bedside table getting to her purse. Falling off the bed she finally got her phone. "Hello!! Hello?! Hello!" she moved back and forth moving around the room trying to get better reception. "Wayne! Hello! Hello! I have terrible reception here!!"
"Oh my God! Roxanne!" Syx cried shutting her up. It was 6:30 in the morning!!
"Wayne, Wayne just a second." Roxanne whispered. The reporter got into a robe, put on some boots and hurried down the stairs and outside. "Wayne, I'm sorry you feel like I pressured you. Of course I want you to be happy. Wayne, Wayne it's going t
Megamind 100 Word Challenge P2101. Beginning
Claire woke up that morning with a smile. Today was the beginning of a new life for her. She hopped out of the bed she was in and called tentatively "Mommy? Daddy?"
"Over here, Claire!"
Claire smiled and ran to the voice. As she rounded the corner she saw her new mother and father sitting at a table while Minion served them breakfast.
Megamind and Roxanne smiled at her as Roxanne held her arms out "You hungry?"
Claire smiled and ran into her arms "Very! Bring on the food!!" she cried grabbing a fork.
Megamind, Roxanne, and Minion all laughed.
Megamind bounced his knee up and down impatiently as he watched the clock. The hands on its face moved slowly and he glared at it in an effort to try and get it to move faster. However the stubborn thing refused to comply. Soon the bell rang and children flooded out of the school. One child in particular, raced up to the car he was waiting in and opened the door smiling "Hi daddy!!"
Megamind smiled "Hey Clai
Megamind - Wake Up Call
WAKE UP CALL
A Megamind Fanfiction
by Ryuko DragonHalf
Normally, the insistent barking of his brain bots was swiftly appeased by tossing a random tool he didn't need at that particular moment. Their chatter would fade to the other end of the Lair, allowing him a few more minutes of work before they would either return, or (if Daddy had run out of patience) find some other chore to perform. It seemed like an odd programming choice for a fleet of robotic drones, but Megamind stood by his ingenuity. His brain bots were attentive, loyal, and could coordinate a laser-light show complete with fog in under four minutes - ergo, the perfect assistant!
Except for today, it seemed. Megamind had been poring over blueprints for a while; he was so wrapped up in his work, he'd thrown three wrenches, four pencils, and a broken keyboard at a persistent brain bot before realizing it hadn't left at all. He finally glanced up with a frown, opened his mouth to berate the disobedient machine
Never Seen Her Cry "Minion!" Megamind yelled.
"Coming!" Minion cried racing to his master and best friend. He found his master loitering above his work table with a pencil in hand and paper on the table. "What can I do for you, Sir?" the fish asked cheerfully.
"Tell me what you think?" Megamind said as he raised his design so that Minion could see it. "It's my new design for the city's firefighters!" he said happily.
"That's great, Sir!" Minion said back just as happy, although he had know idea what it was or how it worked. He was happy because Megamind was happy.
"Boys?!" Both males turned toward the direction where the sound had come from. "Where are you?!" Roxanne Richie called as she walked father into the lab.
Megamind's smile grew wider as he dropped his pencil and hurried to meet his reporter girlfriend. "Roxanne!" he said happily once he saw her. He was so happy to see her he picked her up
A Mega Proposal Ch. 3 Syx walked out of the immigration office pushing the door aside carelessly. He looked blankly out on the street not at all caring that the door hit Roxanne in the face on her way out. She had been expecting him to hold it for her like he always did.
Briefly looking at him confused she then ignored it and looked down at her phone walking up to him "Okay, so, what's gonna happen is; we will go up there, pretend like we're boyfriend and girlfriend, tell your parents we're engaged. Use the miles for the tickets I guess I will "pop" for you to fly first class, but make sure you use the miles. If we don't get the miles, we're not doing it. Oh! Please confirm the vegan meal, okay cause last time they actually gave it to a vegan and they forced me to eat this clammy, fish thing-" she looked up from her phone seeing him not doing a thing. "Hey!" she said stopping him "Why aren't taking notes?" she asked looking at her phone again.
He spun ar
Mega Drabbles: Don't Go 5
Roxanne remained still for a long time. She had seen the look in his eyes; she had been aware of his crush on her back in High School, and possibly even during kidnappings, but she never suspected the feeling was this deep. Not even when he gave her that look of utter defeat.
"Really?" she asked with doubt.
"Yes!" he replied frantically. "I love you, Roxanne. More than I've ever loved anything before. You've changed me. You've made me not want to be the bad guy any more. You-"
It was Roxanne's turn to cut him off with a kiss.
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