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MM: Those Seven Months 16
When Roxanne Ritchi first pictured her wedding day as a little girl, she pictured herself wearing a white dress just like a princess, standing next to a handsome prince as they said their vows. The cake would be an enormous chocolate one, covered in candy, and she would arrive and leave in a horse-pulled-carriage. It was a fantasy, and it had soon died as she'd grown older. By the time she was thirty she'd decided that she didn't want the typical white dress, or an enormous cake. She wanted to get married maybe somewhere exotic, and to have a unique wedding which would stand out among the rest.
She got a unique wedding, all right. But she'd never pictured it to be quite like this.
Not that she cared. Roxanne was marrying the man she loved, and that was all that mattered. They were stood in the centre of a fake observatory which had been built onto the Lair's roof, during one of Megamind's schemes two years before. It had been opened up so that the sunset was visible in the background,
Mega Drabbles: Lips
Megamind found himself shaking people's hands as the crowd gathered around him. Reporters were already on the scene, microphones and cameras at the ready, and the new hero was soon in about five or six different interviews all at once. He noticed that Roxanne was in the same situation as him.
He also noticed that she was staring at him. More specifically, his lips.
When he noticed, Megamind found himself staring at hers, realizing that he wanted to taste them. He took two steps forwards without a word, and kissed her.
A chorus of "aww" was heard throughout the crowd.
Mega Drabbles: Don't Go 4
"Megamind, let me go!" Roxanne pleaded desperately, finally having enough as she tried to pull away. "Why are you doing this? Are you this arrogant? This selfish? You've caused nothing but trouble from day one, and now-"
She was cut off when the villain pressed his lips against hers, silencing her in a kiss. Roxanne's eyes widened, and for a second she tried to pull away. But Megamind wouldn't let her, and nor would her brain. She was angry at herself for shutting her eyes and sinking into it.
His lips left hers and he whispered:
"I love you, Roxanne."
Mega Drabbles: Attachment
There was a knock at the door, before Roxanne's head appeared from behind it.
"Sorry I'm late," she apologized to her boss. "My boyfriend has...attachment issues."
Her boss was about to ask why, but bit his lip to stop his laughter when the rest of his star reporter appeared. Her arms were pinned down by her sides due to said boyfriend hugging her, his arms around her tightly, his face pressing against her back and eyes closed.
"It's not funny," she insisted as her boss began laughing. "He just...didn't want me to leave. Our...first time last night."
Mega Drabbles: Sleepy Head
Roxanne closed the door behind her, bag of milk in her hand as she entered her apartment. After putting the bag in the kitchen she walked out...
At first she was unsure what to think, but then found herself smiling.
Megamind and Sapphire were asleep on the couch, the little girl in the supervillain's lap. Their heads rested together as they slept.
Quickly and quietly, Roxanne took out her camera and snapped a photo of them. The smile still on her face she decided to leave the pair for now.
She could blackmail Megamind with the picture later.
Mega Drabbles: They Did It
It was twelve midnight when the door sounded, opening and shutting quietly so as not to disturb anyone. But Rebecca was still awake; she remained on the couch, lying down with a blanket over her.
She heard her teenage daughter giggle, followed by the small laugh of the blue boy she'd been friends with for so long. They passed by, not even noticing Rebecca in the living room, before disappearing into the teen's bedroom.
Rebecca looked up, staring at the door which had just closed behind them. She had been a teenager once.
Which meant she knew they'd done it.
MM: Those Seven Months 1
Roxanne Ritchi didn't want anyone bothering her that day.
Her day had started out like any other day. Woke up, got dressed, had breakfast, prepared herself for another stressful day at work - and judging by her calender, another kidnapping would be happening. What she hadn't predicted was suddenly getting picked up by Metro Man, flown through the air with fireworks all around them with music playing in the background, along with the hero burning the words "will you marry me?" into a nearby field.
Not only did she give him an earful about frightening the life out of her (not even Megamind went that far, and he was the villain), but she also refused him for three reasons alone: she didn't love him, he wasn't her type, and she hated it when men went over the top with these kinds of things. She preferred men who kept it small and simple. Still, she would have refused him even if he had.
She had felt slightly bad when he gave her a sad look, lowering her back down again before disappearing
Mega Drabbles: Worried
Roxanne's thoughts were on two things. First: Megamind. After helping her home two nights before, she didn't know what to think about him. Second: Hal. He'd proclaimed himself a villain the evening before, and she didn't know whether to stay or run. Would he come and hurt her?
Her doorbell rang. At first Roxanne hesitated, but she went to go look anyway.
It was Megamind.
She opened it up, and instantly his arms were around her, bringing her into a hug. She was unsure how to react.
"I was so worried he'd come and hurt you."
Roxanne hugged him back.
MM: Those Seven Months 14
The first thing she did that morning was call in sick. Noticeably, Roxanne was far from sick physically, but emotionally, she was a wreck. Her head was spinning out of control, and she knew she wouldn't be able to focus that day, so realized there was no point going in. Besides, she had the most important decision of her life in front of her, and she knew she had to make the right choice. What that right choice was, unfortunately, was beyond her.
Megamind had kissed her. Or rather, they had kissed together; it was hard to tell who had stimulated the kiss, since she hadn't even known they were leaning in until their lips were touching. And by that time, she hadn't wanted to pull back. For an evil genius, he was one hell of a good kisser. No, she took that back; he was better than most guys would probably ever be. Not that Roxanne had many kisses to compare him with. Two of the guys she'd dated never kissed her; the third had, but it hadn't been much, since he was afraid to do so. Metro
Megamind: UnpredictableMegamind sighed. Two weeks had passed since he had saved the city from Titan, and still people were swarming him when he stepped outside. It had gotten so bad he had put on his holo-watch and changed into Bernard, just for the chance to walk the town peacefully. He blended in and he liked it. That was how he had ended up sitting on the park bench the very same park that he had spent time lying under a tree with the one woman who made him question his life of villainy altogether head resting in his hands. It was good to get away from it all and just be alone; Minion was his best friend, but there were times when the little fish could get annoying.
Megamind was thinking, wondering how his life could have changed so fast and so suddenly. He knew that while things had changed for the moment, they would soon go back to the way they were. An entire city didn't just forget years of villainy and eighty-five life sentences just because he saved them once. The heroic bou
Sick Day "Sir, I don't think this is a very good idea." Minion said, handing his master their latest weapon. Megamind had woken up this morning sicker than a dog and he still wanted to continue with their plan for today.
Megamind blew it off, placing the ray next to him on his table. "Enough Minion. We have a shedule to keep!"
"Schedule, Sir." Minion corrected.
Megamind ignored him asking "Is the destruct-o-tron ready?"
Minion sighed "Yes, Sir."
"Good. Now go get Roxanne." Megamind commanded.
Minion tried one last time to deter him "Sir, why don't you take a sick day? Seeing as how this is your job, so to speak, you can call in sick!"
Megamind glared at him "Evil does not take sick days Minion, now go get Miss. Ritchi!"
"Fine." Minion sighed before grabbing the spray can and heading to the reporter's apartment.
Megamind - Wake Up Call
WAKE UP CALL
A Megamind Fanfiction
by Ryuko DragonHalf
Normally, the insistent barking of his brain bots was swiftly appeased by tossing a random tool he didn't need at that particular moment. Their chatter would fade to the other end of the Lair, allowing him a few more minutes of work before they would either return, or (if Daddy had run out of patience) find some other chore to perform. It seemed like an odd programming choice for a fleet of robotic drones, but Megamind stood by his ingenuity. His brain bots were attentive, loyal, and could coordinate a laser-light show complete with fog in under four minutes - ergo, the perfect assistant!
Except for today, it seemed. Megamind had been poring over blueprints for a while; he was so wrapped up in his work, he'd thrown three wrenches, four pencils, and a broken keyboard at a persistent brain bot before realizing it hadn't left at all. He finally glanced up with a frown, opened his mouth to berate the disobedient machine
Thank you Ch. 3 "So what are we doing again?" Megamind asked as Roxanne finished tying his tie.
She sighed "I told you, we're going to the gala held at your museum tonight." she finished and took a step back to look at her work then added "I told you that three times already. Why are you so distracted?"
Megamind sighed "I don't know, and I'm sorry I keep forgetting."
Roxanne smiled and kissed him on the cheek "It's alright, I forgive you." she took another step back and twirled her brand new blue dress that she had bought just for this occasion. It was a rather simple dress, but it had blue beads that outlined the neck line, waist line and the swirls sowed into the top of the dress. "How do I look?" she asked.
"Stunning." he said simply before taking a step back of his own and fixing his tie. Megamind was wearing a tuxedo tonight sporting his brand new blue tie that Roxanne had bought him when she had bought the
Career Day "Roxanne please! Don't make me do this by myself!" Megamind begged holding onto his wife's hand as she raced to grab her purse.
"Megamind you'll be just fine." She said, giving him a smile. "Now let my hand go. I need to go to work and you need to get Claire ready for school." He began to stutter trying to convince her to stay so she grabbed his face and gently squeezed it. "Megamind. You are a super genius. Going to Career Day for your daughter is a small task compared to taking down the Doom Syndicate! You can do this!" she finished giving him a kiss. As she was rushing out the door she called back "I laid Claire's clothes out on her bed for you! Do not where your cape, collar, or spikes!"
"What!?" he cried.
"I love you!" she called before shutting the door.
Megamind stared at the door for a few minutes before processing what she said. Looking over to the clock, his eyes widened; 7:35. Claire's
Never Seen Her Cry "Minion!" Megamind yelled.
"Coming!" Minion cried racing to his master and best friend. He found his master loitering above his work table with a pencil in hand and paper on the table. "What can I do for you, Sir?" the fish asked cheerfully.
"Tell me what you think?" Megamind said as he raised his design so that Minion could see it. "It's my new design for the city's firefighters!" he said happily.
"That's great, Sir!" Minion said back just as happy, although he had know idea what it was or how it worked. He was happy because Megamind was happy.
"Boys?!" Both males turned toward the direction where the sound had come from. "Where are you?!" Roxanne Richie called as she walked father into the lab.
Megamind's smile grew wider as he dropped his pencil and hurried to meet his reporter girlfriend. "Roxanne!" he said happily once he saw her. He was so happy to see her he picked her up
Megamind 100 Word Challenge 871. Obsession
"Minion, can we please leave?" Megamind begged. They were at the thrift store where Minion was feeding his obsession; fish bowls.
"Sir, we just got here and besides," Minion said turning to him "we went to Lowes and Sears. Now it's the thrift store then the Kitchen Corner."
Megamind looked at the creepy cat woman, behind the counter, who owned the store. "Can we just leave? That woman over is giving me the cripes!"
"The creeps, Sir."
"That one too."
Minion rolled his eyes as the woman started to hiss. Megamind and Minion looked at her. "Yeah we can leave."
72. Mischief Managed
"Time to go back to jail, Megamind." Metro Man said, dropping the blue villain next to the police.
Megamind smiled despite being carted off to jail "I promise it won't be a long stay."
Metro Man ignored him saying "Mischief managed."
Roxanne looked at him from where she had been set down before rolling her eyes a bit. "I must say a job well done!" She said at last.
"Well, all in a day'
Snow Day "Hurry up daddy!!" Claire cried as she jumped up and down in her haste to get out of the lair. It was more of a really big house now, but still. She was a bit sad that Minion couldn't come with them, but Megamind still had to fix his indoor heating system.
"I'm coming!" Megamind cried back as he wrapped his black and blue striped scarf around his neck. Megamind was sporting thick dark jeans with a black shirt and sweater. He wore a long heavy black jacket, his black cloves, (minus the spikes) his boots, and his brand new dark blue snow hat. He was quite warm and where they were headed that was a good thing.
"The snow's not going anywhere, Claire, relax." Roxanne said as she came into the hall pulling on her red gloves with white fur at the end. Roxanne was wearing her 'Santa shirt' as Claire called it. It was a dark red turtleneck sweater with a hood that had white fur laced around the edge of her hood. Her coat was a long thick white one that Megamind had bought her last year
Mega Drabbles: Don't Go 5
Roxanne remained still for a long time. She had seen the look in his eyes; she had been aware of his crush on her back in High School, and possibly even during kidnappings, but she never suspected the feeling was this deep. Not even when he gave her that look of utter defeat.
"Really?" she asked with doubt.
"Yes!" he replied frantically. "I love you, Roxanne. More than I've ever loved anything before. You've changed me. You've made me not want to be the bad guy any more. You-"
It was Roxanne's turn to cut him off with a kiss.
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