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Mega Drabbles: Cards
"So this is a Holiday kidnapping?" Roxanne asked as Minion placed a Santa hat on her head.
"Absolutely right!" Megamind proclaimed, finger in the air.
"Well since it is, Minion, could you pull out two cards from my purse? They're for you both."
So Minion did this, and handed one to Megamind before they opened them. Both cards were hand made, and both had little messages on the inside. While Minion's said something about his home cooking, Megamind blushed at what his said.
He couldn't look at Roxanne without his face blushing with embarrassment for the rest of the kidnapping.
Mega Drabbles: Still Want You
Roxanne could not stand looking into his face any longer. His green eyes showed just how vulnerable he really was, and the look he was giving her was one of utter defeat. He had been defeated many times before, but she knew that this one hurt him a lot more than the others. But it was his fault, she kept assuring herself. Not mine.
She passed him and walked away, trying not to look back. Because looking back meant that she still felt something for him. So when she did, she realized that she still wanted him to be hers.
Mega Drabbles: Lips
Megamind found himself shaking people's hands as the crowd gathered around him. Reporters were already on the scene, microphones and cameras at the ready, and the new hero was soon in about five or six different interviews all at once. He noticed that Roxanne was in the same situation as him.
He also noticed that she was staring at him. More specifically, his lips.
When he noticed, Megamind found himself staring at hers, realizing that he wanted to taste them. He took two steps forwards without a word, and kissed her.
A chorus of "aww" was heard throughout the crowd.
Mega Drabbles: Be OK
Megamind didn't understand why Roxanne was so quiet. They'd made it to the cabin, they were in love; why was she not happy?
"Is something wrong, Roxanne?" he asked.
"I'm just worried," she eventually replied. "That we'll be found and get into trouble."
Megamind was immediately by her side, giving her attention by wrapping his arms around her and kissing her hair. Her sweet scent filled his nostrils.
"Everything will be OK," he whispered softly into her ear. "I promise."
She turned in his arms and kissed him, and he responded as they fell onto the couch together.
Mega Drabbles: Just Hold Her
The moment Megamind walked into the apartment, he knew something was wrong. Roxanne was standing like a statue, phone to her ear, with pale skin and her whole body shaking. Her eyes were wide and he could see the tears welling up.
Her knees gave in and she began to fall, but Megamind caught her and supported her body against his.
"My mother There was an accident We weren't close, but "
That was all Roxanne could say before she dissolved into tears. Megamind was speechless, but instead of speaking, he just held her close as she cried.
Mega Drabbles: Teasing
"So a catwalk isn't a wall where cats walk?" he asked innocently.
"No!" Roxanne replied, laughing. "It's like a long stage where models walk along to show off the clothes they're wearing. Really, Megamind, I would have thought with that big brain of yours, even you would know that."
She laughed some more, and Megamind realized that she was teasing him. He smirked. Well, two can play at that game.
"But I would have thought you'd have known I wouldn't know, being the nosy reporter you are!"
Roxanne laughed again, giving him a friendly bump. He bumped her back, chuckling.
Mega Drabbles: Learning
"Now, you need to be able to draw your gun quickly, so the enemy doesn't get a chance to fire," Megamind instructed, demonstrating with his gun.
Twelve year old Megan watched closely as her father shot the pillow in front of them, turning it into a dehydrated cube.
"Now you try, honey," he told her, giving her the gun.
She tucked it in her belt, before trying to withdraw it quickly. But it slipped in her hands and ended up shooting a Brainbot. Both cringed as the cube fell.
"You'll get the hang of it," Megamind said, patting her shoulder.
Mega Drabbles: Thunder
The thunderstorm had been very unexpected. One minute the sky was clear, but the next, black clouds had gathered and the rain was hammering down. Two twelve year old kids had been out playing, along with a fish, and were forced to take cover under a bush to keep dry.
Lighting filled the sky, followed by a clash of thunder. Roxanne yelped with fright, clutching her blue friend with white knuckles. The boy looked down at his friend, before he put an arm around the girl and held her close.
She was his only human friend. He would protect her.
Mega Drabbles: Beautiful
Well, that could have gone better, Roxanne thought as she stumbled over to a grassy area and collapsed. It was her first kidnapping since Megamind had turned good, and the new villain had already proved himself an ammeter. His plan had backfired, resulting in said hideout to burst into flames. And forcing Megamind to rescue both Roxanne and the villain.
She cursed herself; she must look a mess, covered in black marks. After handing the villain over to the cops, Megamind walked over to Roxanne and sat down next to her, giving her a kiss.
"You look beautiful."
Mega Drabbles: Eyes Meet
The teacher had been droning on for what seemed like hours, and Megamind was beginning to grow bored and fidgety. Already his pen was crewed to pieces, and he didn't feel like throwing paper aeroplanes at the teacher. So instead his gaze panned about the room.
He suddenly met two blue eyes staring right back at him. Roxanne was looking at him, and when he looked at her, she smiled. Megamind found that he couldn't look away; her gaze was captivating, and it made his heart beat faster.
He only looked away when her attention turned back to the teacher.
Mega Drabbles: Pregnant
"Megamind, I need to show you something," Roxanne told her husband as she stepped out the bathroom.
"Is it a puppy?" he immediately asked.
"No. Even better," his wife replied. "You remember when I told Wayne I wasn't sure if we could have children? Well..."
She handed the item to him, and Megamind's eye widened at the word written on it.
He turned back to Roxanne, who nodded with happy tears in her eyes. He immediately embraced her, rocking from side to side as he shed his own tears.
They were going to be a real family at last.
Mega Drabbles: Attachment
There was a knock at the door, before Roxanne's head appeared from behind it.
"Sorry I'm late," she apologized to her boss. "My boyfriend has...attachment issues."
Her boss was about to ask why, but bit his lip to stop his laughter when the rest of his star reporter appeared. Her arms were pinned down by her sides due to said boyfriend hugging her, his arms around her tightly, his face pressing against her back and eyes closed.
"It's not funny," she insisted as her boss began laughing. "He just...didn't want me to leave. Our...first time last night."
Mega Drabbles: Alive
Megamind panted, ignoring the shocked citizens as they gathered.
"But Megamind's dead."
"Is he a ghost?"
"He saved us."
He was still unsure about coming out of hiding, but the city was saved. The insane driven Metro Man was gone.
Megamind turned to see Minion and Roxanne approaching, his wife holding Hope in her arms. Immediately his eyes softened, and he slowly approached the three figures before pulling both his girls into a hug. Minion smiled.
People began to clap and cheer, but he didn't pay any attention to them.
He was just thankful his family were alive and safe.
Mega Drabbles: Don't Go 5
Roxanne remained still for a long time. She had seen the look in his eyes; she had been aware of his crush on her back in High School, and possibly even during kidnappings, but she never suspected the feeling was this deep. Not even when he gave her that look of utter defeat.
"Really?" she asked with doubt.
"Yes!" he replied frantically. "I love you, Roxanne. More than I've ever loved anything before. You've changed me. You've made me not want to be the bad guy any more. You-"
It was Roxanne's turn to cut him off with a kiss.
Mega Drabbles: Familiar Face
"There's someone here to see you," Roxanne informed her new boyfriend. "I think you'll recognize her."
Megamind sent her a confused look, but then a little blonde girl emerged from around the corner.
"Megamind!" Sapphire cried happily, he blue eyes wide with excitement.
At first, Megamind hesitated, but then he realized that he was the hero now. Villains couldn't be seen with kids, but heroes could. And he was happy to see the little girl.
She ran at him, and Megamind quickly picked her up and spun her around above his head. Sapphire squealed with laughter, followed by Megamind's own.
MegaTheme 48: Puzzle
It was a puzzle.
A puzzle not even he could solve.
Megamind had gone to kidnap Roxanne instead of Minion; last time the fish had messed up (he insisted) by not tying Miss Ritchi up correctly and allowing her to escape and fight back (even though the ropes had been cut, not undone). The fish couldn't do anything right. So Megamind had come alone.
But this sight...was not what he expected to see. Roxanne was fast asleep in bed, but as cute as the sight was, that wasn't what took him by surprise.
She was snuggling a teddy bear, but not just any teddy bear. She was snuggling the one they had made of him exactly like the one she had bou
MegaTheme 40: Triangle
It was an understatement to say that Roxanne Ritchi was caught in a love triangle. And not even the usual type; the usual type consisted of the woman at one point and the men on the other two, all connected in some form or other. This one, though, was peculiar; the three men in her life each had their own point, and she was in the middle. It was stressful, and Roxanne knew that soon, she would have to choose one.
First, there was Metro Man. A superhero, an incredibly handsome hunk, and already her supposed boyfriend. He would be her obvious choice, but he just wasn't her type. Wayne (his real name) was also very self centred, and it seemed t
MegaTheme 2: Deep in Thought
Roxanne was deep in thought. Nothing and no one could distract her. Not even her cell phone, which rung several times before the person on the other end eventually gave up.
The reporter was staring at the window, her gaze fixed upon the new bears brought out by Build-a-Bear; one was a golden Metro Bear, wearing a white suit and cape (along with one of Metro Man's heroic lines being played whenever his stomach was pressed), while the other was a blue Mega Bear, with a black suit, cape and squishy spikes (along with Megamind's cackling laughter whenever his stomach was pressed).
It was just...adorable. Although, she was certain Megamind would
MegaTheme 47: Safety First
"Safety first, Megamind."
"Miss Ritchi, we're in a hurry; there's no time!"
Roxanne rolled her eyes. The duo were about to head out in order to somehow save the city; she had to admire his desire to fix the problems he had caused, but...
"Megamind, it's not going to take three seconds to buckle a seatbelt," she informed him.
"It is," he insisted. "Seatbelts never liked me. They always got tangled, jammed, and they never buckled in properly. That's why the Invisible Car doesn't have them. They're tricky things."
Roxanne rolled her eyes.
"All right. But don't say I didn't warn you."
She was so tempted to say "I told you so" when they fin
MegaTheme 42: All That I Have
"Please leave my room, Minion."
The fish couldn't understand it. He'd only gone to fetch some of his master's old suits from the draw; but for some reason, Megamind had refused to let him near it. Minion had been in them before; why was this time so different?
"I wanted to modify some of your old suits, sir," the fish explained.
"You can do it later, Minion!" the alien insisted. "I'll...bring you the suits myself!"
Minion blinked. Megamind never did anything like that; it was always Minion doing the chores. It was all very strange...
"Are you hiding something, sir?"
"Of course not!" Megamind chuckled. "It's just...my draw is smelly! Yes
Mega Drabbles: Secret
Megamind waited as Roxanne took a shower, leaning up against the wall by the door as he listened to the sound of the water running. He soon grew bored, however, so began to look around her bedroom. She had said whatever was hers was his.
He saw a bump under the covers of the bed, so curiosity getting the better of him, he lifted them up.
And found a teddy bear.
"I've never been able to sleep without it."
Megamind turned to see Roxanne, and realized that what he'd found was her secret.
A secret he vowed to keep forever.
Cierra, 2005seven year-old prey
for juvie girls
eleven and thirteen
with sloppy hair
and sloppy clothes,
bragging about broken noses
bloody faces, and the places
they were forced to go
as though it even mattered to me
in the wake
of a seven year old crying
because iron plated hearts
don't know how / don't care to stop
forgotten little girl
i took her in at 12
when the nurses and the techs
could not break us apart
little girl with a broken heart, she
told me that her parents
didn't want her
why are you so nice to me
she asked when i talked down the angry giants,
and i said aloud, i said to her
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