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MM: Those Seven Months 14
The first thing she did that morning was call in sick. Noticeably, Roxanne was far from sick physically, but emotionally, she was a wreck. Her head was spinning out of control, and she knew she wouldn't be able to focus that day, so realized there was no point going in. Besides, she had the most important decision of her life in front of her, and she knew she had to make the right choice. What that right choice was, unfortunately, was beyond her.
Megamind had kissed her. Or rather, they had kissed together; it was hard to tell who had stimulated the kiss, since she hadn't even known they were leaning in until their lips were touching. And by that time, she hadn't wanted to pull back. For an evil genius, he was one hell of a good kisser. No, she took that back; he was better than most guys would probably ever be. Not that Roxanne had many kisses to compare him with. Two of the guys she'd dated never kissed her; the third had, but it hadn't been much, since he was afraid to do so. Metro
MM: Those Seven Months 16
When Roxanne Ritchi first pictured her wedding day as a little girl, she pictured herself wearing a white dress just like a princess, standing next to a handsome prince as they said their vows. The cake would be an enormous chocolate one, covered in candy, and she would arrive and leave in a horse-pulled-carriage. It was a fantasy, and it had soon died as she'd grown older. By the time she was thirty she'd decided that she didn't want the typical white dress, or an enormous cake. She wanted to get married maybe somewhere exotic, and to have a unique wedding which would stand out among the rest.
She got a unique wedding, all right. But she'd never pictured it to be quite like this.
Not that she cared. Roxanne was marrying the man she loved, and that was all that mattered. They were stood in the centre of a fake observatory which had been built onto the Lair's roof, during one of Megamind's schemes two years before. It had been opened up so that the sunset was visible in the background,
Mega Drabbles: Attachment
There was a knock at the door, before Roxanne's head appeared from behind it.
"Sorry I'm late," she apologized to her boss. "My boyfriend has...attachment issues."
Her boss was about to ask why, but bit his lip to stop his laughter when the rest of his star reporter appeared. Her arms were pinned down by her sides due to said boyfriend hugging her, his arms around her tightly, his face pressing against her back and eyes closed.
"It's not funny," she insisted as her boss began laughing. "He just...didn't want me to leave. Our...first time last night."
Mega Drabbles: Still Want You
Roxanne could not stand looking into his face any longer. His green eyes showed just how vulnerable he really was, and the look he was giving her was one of utter defeat. He had been defeated many times before, but she knew that this one hurt him a lot more than the others. But it was his fault, she kept assuring herself. Not mine.
She passed him and walked away, trying not to look back. Because looking back meant that she still felt something for him. So when she did, she realized that she still wanted him to be hers.
Mega Drabbles: Beautiful
Well, that could have gone better, Roxanne thought as she stumbled over to a grassy area and collapsed. It was her first kidnapping since Megamind had turned good, and the new villain had already proved himself an ammeter. His plan had backfired, resulting in said hideout to burst into flames. And forcing Megamind to rescue both Roxanne and the villain.
She cursed herself; she must look a mess, covered in black marks. After handing the villain over to the cops, Megamind walked over to Roxanne and sat down next to her, giving her a kiss.
"You look beautiful."
Mega Drabbles: Don't Go 4
"Megamind, let me go!" Roxanne pleaded desperately, finally having enough as she tried to pull away. "Why are you doing this? Are you this arrogant? This selfish? You've caused nothing but trouble from day one, and now-"
She was cut off when the villain pressed his lips against hers, silencing her in a kiss. Roxanne's eyes widened, and for a second she tried to pull away. But Megamind wouldn't let her, and nor would her brain. She was angry at herself for shutting her eyes and sinking into it.
His lips left hers and he whispered:
"I love you, Roxanne."
Mega Drabbles: Don't Go 1
The rain poured down as she walked away. The villain watched her go, his green eyes watching her every move as she, both literally and figuratively, walked out of his life. It took everything he had to stop himself from breaking down.
But as he watched her, he realized that he just couldn't let her go. Wouldn't let her go. She would not leave him like this. He wouldn't allow it.
He began to walk after her. Minion was wrong. Roxanne was wrong. He wanted to be with her.
For the first time, the bad guy would get the girl.
Mega Drabbles: Thunder
The thunderstorm had been very unexpected. One minute the sky was clear, but the next, black clouds had gathered and the rain was hammering down. Two twelve year old kids had been out playing, along with a fish, and were forced to take cover under a bush to keep dry.
Lighting filled the sky, followed by a clash of thunder. Roxanne yelped with fright, clutching her blue friend with white knuckles. The boy looked down at his friend, before he put an arm around the girl and held her close.
She was his only human friend. He would protect her.
Mega Drabbles: Just Hold Her
The moment Megamind walked into the apartment, he knew something was wrong. Roxanne was standing like a statue, phone to her ear, with pale skin and her whole body shaking. Her eyes were wide and he could see the tears welling up.
Her knees gave in and she began to fall, but Megamind caught her and supported her body against his.
"My mother There was an accident We weren't close, but "
That was all Roxanne could say before she dissolved into tears. Megamind was speechless, but instead of speaking, he just held her close as she cried.
Megamind - Wake Up Call
WAKE UP CALL
A Megamind Fanfiction
by Ryuko DragonHalf
Normally, the insistent barking of his brain bots was swiftly appeased by tossing a random tool he didn't need at that particular moment. Their chatter would fade to the other end of the Lair, allowing him a few more minutes of work before they would either return, or (if Daddy had run out of patience) find some other chore to perform. It seemed like an odd programming choice for a fleet of robotic drones, but Megamind stood by his ingenuity. His brain bots were attentive, loyal, and could coordinate a laser-light show complete with fog in under four minutes - ergo, the perfect assistant!
Except for today, it seemed. Megamind had been poring over blueprints for a while; he was so wrapped up in his work, he'd thrown three wrenches, four pencils, and a broken keyboard at a persistent brain bot before realizing it hadn't left at all. He finally glanced up with a frown, opened his mouth to berate the disobedient machine
Megamind 100 Word Challenge 871. Obsession
"Minion, can we please leave?" Megamind begged. They were at the thrift store where Minion was feeding his obsession; fish bowls.
"Sir, we just got here and besides," Minion said turning to him "we went to Lowes and Sears. Now it's the thrift store then the Kitchen Corner."
Megamind looked at the creepy cat woman, behind the counter, who owned the store. "Can we just leave? That woman over is giving me the cripes!"
"The creeps, Sir."
"That one too."
Minion rolled his eyes as the woman started to hiss. Megamind and Minion looked at her. "Yeah we can leave."
72. Mischief Managed
"Time to go back to jail, Megamind." Metro Man said, dropping the blue villain next to the police.
Megamind smiled despite being carted off to jail "I promise it won't be a long stay."
Metro Man ignored him saying "Mischief managed."
Roxanne looked at him from where she had been set down before rolling her eyes a bit. "I must say a job well done!" She said at last.
"Well, all in a day'
Sick Day "Sir, I don't think this is a very good idea." Minion said, handing his master their latest weapon. Megamind had woken up this morning sicker than a dog and he still wanted to continue with their plan for today.
Megamind blew it off, placing the ray next to him on his table. "Enough Minion. We have a shedule to keep!"
"Schedule, Sir." Minion corrected.
Megamind ignored him asking "Is the destruct-o-tron ready?"
Minion sighed "Yes, Sir."
"Good. Now go get Roxanne." Megamind commanded.
Minion tried one last time to deter him "Sir, why don't you take a sick day? Seeing as how this is your job, so to speak, you can call in sick!"
Megamind glared at him "Evil does not take sick days Minion, now go get Miss. Ritchi!"
"Fine." Minion sighed before grabbing the spray can and heading to the reporter's apartment.
Megamind: UnpredictableMegamind sighed. Two weeks had passed since he had saved the city from Titan, and still people were swarming him when he stepped outside. It had gotten so bad he had put on his holo-watch and changed into Bernard, just for the chance to walk the town peacefully. He blended in and he liked it. That was how he had ended up sitting on the park bench the very same park that he had spent time lying under a tree with the one woman who made him question his life of villainy altogether head resting in his hands. It was good to get away from it all and just be alone; Minion was his best friend, but there were times when the little fish could get annoying.
Megamind was thinking, wondering how his life could have changed so fast and so suddenly. He knew that while things had changed for the moment, they would soon go back to the way they were. An entire city didn't just forget years of villainy and eighty-five life sentences just because he saved them once. The heroic bou
AlienRoxanne Ritchi was walking down the street in downtown Metro City when her phone began to ring. Smiling, she dug her cell phone out of her pocket and flipped it open, her voice warm when she answered. "Hey, Blue. What's up?"
"Roxanne, come quickly!" He sounded excited and her smile widened at the sound of it. "I've made an incredible breakthrough!"
"Okay, I'll be at the lair in 5." She replied, and he clicked off without saying goodbye.
She was barely in the lair when she felt a familiar hand tug her through the holographic wall and into the building. She nearly stumbled as Megamind dragged her through it, struggling to keep up and laughing breathlessly. "Megamind, what's going on!"
His expressive face was bright and he had a huge grin on his face. "Follow me!" He let go of her hand and began walking quickly backwards so he could talk to the girl. She wondered how on earth he could do that and not trip, but he seemed to be doing fine, so she didn't say anything. He began explain
MM: Your HairFifteen-year-old Roxanne sipped her soda with a bored expression as her two friend chatted away without a care in the world. The teen looked to her side to find the people within the café celebrating the New Year.
Roxanne felt old.
With a heavy sigh, she rubbed the back of her neck and felt her long hair get tangled between her fingers. She grunted softly in annoyance as she tried to separate her hand, but it kept proving to be futile. Her friends finally broke from their 'deep' conversation on who was dating whom and stared at her in amusement. She glared at them. "What?" she asked in a sarcastic manner.
"You should get your hair cut." Friend one said. Friend two nodded in agreement. Since Roxanne entered high school, she kept telling her friends she would chop her hair off- leave it short like a boys. However, her parents refused to let her do such a thing. And thus- her dream hair cut died very early.
The annoyed teen shrugged her shoulders and managed to remove her
MM: First Time"After much time and effort- the thieves were finally caught and put in their proper place, back in jail. Thank you, Megamind, for keeping the streets safe. In other news..."
Roxanne's voice droned out of the television set and filled the empty lair. It was still just as dark and creepy as when the city's new hero was but a villain, but that mattered not. It kept thing running and working- which was all they needed. After all, one was to never judge a book by its cover.
No one seemed to be around except for maybe one or two brain bots that flew about taking a certain item to its proper location. However, not one minute passed when a door slammed open and an angry scream echoed the lair. The few brain bots that had been around stopped in curiosity and flew towards the noise. Once they reached their location, they found their 'daddy' huffing and puffing in complete anger and rage. Behind him stood a worried Minion who held his ripped up cape.
"Those! Those idiots! Idiotic human
In My Skin. . .
Spoiler Alert: If you haven't seen Megamind, I advise you to stop now.
Six months after Titan was defeated. . .
When things finally settled and the limelight died down, Megamind then had time to focus in on much more important things. Such as. . .being accepted as a hero, rather than a villain. After years of being one way for so long, he thought it would be hard to adjust to the changes. But Roxanne made it so easy.
From that point on, it was as though the two of them were getting to know each other all over again. But in the right way. Although this may have included taking her out on extravagant dates and eloquent dining, that wasn't t
Megamind Genderbent Ch. 9 Megamind pushed the door to her lair open and sadly looked into the darkness. "Okay, Minnie!" she called "You were right! I was less right. We should stick to what we're good at: being evil." Not hearing anything she looked around a bit worried and asked "Minionet?"
Understanding she was now alone, Megamind closed her eyes to let it all sink in 'I've driven everyone I love away. I really am a monster.' Sighing, she opened her eyes as something across the room caught her eye; the red picture of a question mark along with the painting of her and the silhouette of a heroine, fighting. Glaring as realization kicked in, she took a deep breath 'Fine. I'll be the monster.'
Letting out a loud whistle she pointed to one of her many brain-bots as they zoomed to her call "You there!" she cried. The brain-bot floated there unsure she was talking to it, until Vixen, another one of her brain-bots, smacked it harshly, thrusting
Mega Drabbles: Teasing
"So a catwalk isn't a wall where cats walk?" he asked innocently.
"No!" Roxanne replied, laughing. "It's like a long stage where models walk along to show off the clothes they're wearing. Really, Megamind, I would have thought with that big brain of yours, even you would know that."
She laughed some more, and Megamind realized that she was teasing him. He smirked. Well, two can play at that game.
"But I would have thought you'd have known I wouldn't know, being the nosy reporter you are!"
Roxanne laughed again, giving him a friendly bump. He bumped her back, chuckling.
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