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MegaTheme 8: Kick in the Head
"And what's more, Miss Ritchi, is that you can put a stop to this," Megamind continued, after explaining his evil plan. "Just agree to be my Evil Queen, and I will leave your boyfriend alone and this city."

Roxanne rolled her eyes; first he impressed her, then he made a fool of himself with the chair, and now he was giving her the Evil Queen lecture again.

On a Sunday morning too.

"After all, you're a fine...specimen," he said, his green eyes staring at her legs.

Her jaw dropped. That's it!

"You don't have to give me your answer now!" he continued. "In fact, why don't you give it after I've shown you the power I have-"

He was cut off wh
MegaTheme 6: Danger Ahead
DANGER AHEAD

The car drove right past the sign, and Roxanne managed to look behind her from her position in the front seat. Her hands were tied, preventing her from whacking her kidnapper for ignoring the sign.

"You did read that sign, right?" she asked.

Megamind chuckled.

"Miss Ritchi, I read that sign before you did," he explained, before tapping his large head with a finger. "My head is big for a reason; it can read things faster than a mere human could."

"Well, that "brilliant" brain of yours obviously didn't read the sign properly," said Roxanne.

"Oh, you mean the 'Danger Ahead' part?" he said. "Minion put that there to keep people
MegaTheme 21: Obsession
Roxanne knew there were plenty of other women in the city, and that she wasn't the most gorgeous looking out of all of them...and yet, she had three guys obsessing over her, two of which weren't even human. And the third was just a creep.

She used to wonder why she couldn't find a normal guy to be with, but this desire soon faded when she discovered that normal was boring. Imagining a life with a normal guy just didn't work; there wouldn't be enough excitement in her life, and she wouldn't stick around for very long.

But what did the three un-normal guys see in her? That was what she wanted to know. Did they see the same as the other did, o
MegaTheme 5: Waiting
The lair was silent as the three waited.

Roxanne was tied to her chair once more, one leg crossed over the other while she looked at something rather interesting on the ceiling. Minion was stood behind her, twiddling his fingers patiently.

Megamind was, at first, spinning in his chair, but then he began to tap his foot impatiently, followed by an exaggerated sigh.

"What's taking that big oaf so long?" he demanded.

Roxanne rolled her eyes.

"I told you already; he's helping with an evacuation in Japan. One of the volcanoes is about to erupt," she explained.

"And that's more important to him rather than saving his girlfriend?" the alien qu
MegaTheme 35: Spiral
"So Miss Ritchi-" Spin, "you must be wondering-" Spin, "what I have-" Spin, "instore for you-" Spin, "today."

"Seriously, what are you doing?"

Megamind stopped spinning in his chair, giving her a confused look.

"Why Miss Ritchi, I am spinning in my chair!" he informed. "What's the point of having one if you don't spin in it? I will admit, the human race has a slight chance of surviving, considering they invented these things!"

He then spun himself round faster than before, letting out a happy cry.

"Weee!"

But it died as he slowed down and saw Roxanne raising an eyebrow at him.

"Um," he said hesitantly, wondering if he should risk injur
MegaTheme 14: Multitasking
Roxanne awoke to the sound of typing, humming, and the electronic beeping noises of a computer. Her eyes opened, and before her, she saw Megamind sat at his desk. But what she witnessed impressed her.

Megamind was typing on two different computers, connected to two different screens, and his eyes passed between each one so quickly she was surprised how he could keep up. And on top of that, he was humming a tune.

That head was big for a reason.

She would have suspected him of showing off...but he didn't know she was awake, and there was no one else around to show off to. Not even Minion – but then again, the fish had probably seen this
MegaTheme 39: Through the Fire
Roxanne coughed as the smoke swirled around her, and behind her, she could hear the crackling flames as they consumed the Lair and everything Megamind had created. She had left the ropes and the kidnapping chair behind, and was trying to find her way out.

The kidnapping had gone as it had usually gone – until Megamind's newest creation had exploded. Roxanne had been able to wriggle from her bonds. She briefly wondered what had happened to Megamind and Minion. A feeling of dread passed through her at the thought of the blast killing them; despite the fact that they had kidnapped her too many times to count...she didn't wish for them to b
MegaTheme 50: Relaxation
"Honestly, Roxanne, you're worse than Minion!"

Roxanne couldn't help but laugh at the pout-like expression upon Megamind's face.

"At least I'm not forcing you into your bed and tucking in the covers so you stay there," she told him. "But I will if you don't do as you're told. Come on, you need rest; a little relaxation never hurts anyone."

"It hurts my brain," Megamind said, folding is arms across his chest.

When he had been put in the clear by the doctors at the prison infirmary, Minion had broken him out and brought him back to the Lair, but instead of working on any of his projects, Megamind had been told to rest his leg. Just in case
MegaTheme 24: Are You Challenging Me?
"Are you challenging me?"

"Maybe. Maybe not."

Megamind smirked. He was glad that Roxanne was enjoying the date, despite the fact that he'd pretty much forced her into it. The pair of them were actually having a really good time.

This came as a surprise for Roxanne. She knew that Megamind could be entertaining sometimes, but that entertainment always bordered on annoying. And sometimes, he was just downright annoying altogether. But now... She didn't know what to say.

"Of course I can catch more grapes in my mouth than you!" Megamind went on to say.

It was dark, and the pair were having a picnic which Minion had packed for them outside th
MegaTheme 26: Broken Pieces
When Megamind saw the broken pieces of the glass scattered across the apartment floor, he knew something was wrong.

"Megamind, you're the last person I want to see," came Roxanne's voice, and the villain turned to see his kidnapping victim in the doorway that led to her bedroom. "Just go. I'm not in the mood to be kidnapped."

She turned and slammed the door shut behind her without another word. Usually Megamind would ignore her pleas and just kidnap her anyway. But he'd seen it in her eyes; something was definitely wrong, and he wanted to know what.

Putting away his gun he cautiously made his way over to the bedroom door and opened it, to
MegaTheme 32: Can You Hear Me?
Roxanne stared at her once kidnapper as he laid motionless – helpless – on the bed in the prison infirmary, hooked up to life support. This was her first visit after the accident...and after Megamind's operation in order to detach his smashed up foot.

The reporter didn't know what to say. This was her kidnapper; the guy who had made her life miserable from day one of her reporting career. He didn't deserve her sympathy. He didn't deserve to be saved.

A tear fell from her eye, and Roxanne quickly wiped it away. She didn't want to cry over him.

"Congratulations, Megamind," she spoke bitterly. "You've finally scared me. For some rea
MegaTheme 44: Last Hope
The blue woman ran through the crowd, who were all screaming and running, as the alarms went off and the large building began to collapse. She couldn't understand why this had to happen. But Nyrans were too proud and empty-headed; of course they had to try and reignite their star's core.

The Aterons new better than to try and challenge the power of the Universe. They had been preparing escape pods for when their star finally died – which would have been in another century's time. The woman wondered if they should have even told the Nyrans; sure, their elders wanted to save all life...but they should have known better. The nature of the
MegaTheme 49: Solitude
From a good distance away, it seemed like there was nothing in the clearing. But, if one were to get closer, one would notice the shimmer of some kind of invisibility field. And if one passed through it – thankfully no one ever did – they would see a remarkable sight.

A large tree converted into a home, with a large garden which grew all kinds of fruit and vegetables, complete with a greenhouse for the more exotic food. The workers in the garden were not people, but Brainbots, each tending to their daily chores to keep the food growing.

On the other side of the tree-home was a playground, where two young children were playing. Bot
MegaTheme 16: Eyes
"Put your red dress on."

Roxanne gave her mother a look.

"Why that one?"

"You have four dresses, honey," she said. "One's red, one's purple, one's green and one's blue. Blue is his colour, and purple's too close to it."

"What about the green one?"

"His eyes," her mother said with irritation. "Come on, Roxanne. You've been kidnapped by him many times. You should know what colour his eyes are."

Roxanne did know. But she liked the colour of his eyes. There were so green...so vibrant... She wanted to tell her mother that she liked his eyes – and she liked the colour of his skin too, for that matter – but she knew it wouldn't be wo
MegaTheme 19: Annoyance
Watching as the police took Megamind away yet again, Roxanne found herself annoyed by everything. It wasn't unusual; she was always annoyed when it came to the kidnappings, but when she got back to her apartment, it all came pouring out into an open Word document on her laptop.

She was annoyed how Megamind had kidnapped her on her day off, ruining her plans with her friends.

She was annoyed that Minion had ripped her best shirt (she knew it was accidentally, but still).

She was annoyed by the effect the spray had on her.

She was annoyed by how helpless she always felt whenever he kidnapped her.

She was annoyed by his smug grin as he circ
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MegaTheme 2: Deep in Thought
Roxanne was deep in thought. Nothing and no one could distract her. Not even her cell phone, which rung several times before the person on the other end eventually gave up.

The reporter was staring at the window, her gaze fixed upon the new bears brought out by Build-a-Bear; one was a golden Metro Bear, wearing a white suit and cape (along with one of Metro Man's heroic lines being played whenever his stomach was pressed), while the other was a blue Mega Bear, with a black suit, cape and squishy spikes (along with Megamind's cackling laughter whenever his stomach was pressed).

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MegaTheme 47: Safety First
"Safety first, Megamind."

"Miss Ritchi, we're in a hurry; there's no time!"

Roxanne rolled her eyes. The duo were about to head out in order to somehow save the city; she had to admire his desire to fix the problems he had caused, but...

"Megamind, it's not going to take three seconds to buckle a seatbelt," she informed him.

"It is," he insisted. "Seatbelts never liked me. They always got tangled, jammed, and they never buckled in properly. That's why the Invisible Car doesn't have them. They're tricky things."

Roxanne rolled her eyes.

"All right. But don't say I didn't warn you."

She was so tempted to say "I told you so" when they fin

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MegaTheme 34: Out Cold

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When Megamind awoke, there was an ice pack upon his head, strapped in the place where the dull aching pain was admitting from. He groaned.

"Ohhh..."

"Sir?"

The alien looked to the side, and from around the corner Minion appeared, looking a little worried, but now relieved to see that his master had awoken.

"Are you all right, sir?" he asked.

"Yes," replied Megamind, as he sat up on the couch. "What happened?"

"Miss Ritchi kicked you in the head, sir," the fish explained. "You've been out cold for an hour."

Megamind groaned again. I knew I shouldn't have checked her out. Not that I could resist...

"Where is she now?"

"I took her home."

The alien nodded.

"OK, good," he said. "But next time, Minion? Tie her legs together. And to the chair."

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MegaTheme 34: Out Coldby ~nineteennintytwo

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And that's how he learnt to never leave her legs untied XD

The final part of the kidnapping from the last three themes :)

Disclaimer: Don't own Megamind.
©2012-2013 ~nineteennintytwo
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~LiloandStitchFan May 30, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
That musta hurt!
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~LionshadeSC May 24, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
hahahaha xD
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~Phenixia May 24, 2012
As Megamind said, learning from your error is quite useful in fights.
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